Anonymous:
eugh i'm going to send two ships just BECAUSE okay, Lucy/Scorpius and and Draco/Astoria

WOOP WOOP here come the OTPs

I’ll answer under a cut so I don’t bore you all to death - 

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July 22  ♥  3 notes


whisksandplungers:

If you were to create the perfect tv show for the people of tumblr, the checklist would be:

  • queer protagonists (but their sexuality is not the focus)
  • non-sexualised and well-rounded female characters
  • villains with a clear and justifiable motive
  • a careful and accurate portrayal of mental health issues
  • a sci-fi or fantasy element
  • a beautiful and lovely cast to fall in love with
  • impeccable script writing, acting, directing and cinematography

yeah wouldn’t that be nice… oh wait

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narcissamafoy:

"You’re going to pay," said Malfoy in a voice barely louder than a whisper. "I’m going to make you pay for what you’ve done to my father…"



shadowstiles:

past left unresolved will continue to haunt you

July 21  ♥  308 notes


toxicnebulae:

excuse me but that is a MADE-UP gender. the only REal genders are as follows:

  • lizard
  • robot
  • merperson
  • a strange buzzing noise
  • alien, I think
  • an insurmountable feeling of dread

you have to pick one. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules



spamclaflin:
let's shake this up, try draco x luna x astoria~~

YES this is the best bits of my OTPs combined. I have another ask relating to Draco and Astoria, so I might try and make the focus of this ask on Luna/Astoria, but yess my polyamorous pansexual Luna headcanon finally sees the light

  • who is more dominant in the bedroom?:
    Luna. Completely Luna! Fanon tends to think of Draco as a quote unquote sex god but I headcanon him as skittish, never-been-kissed, and all around a bit resentful about matters of the heart. Luna, meanwhile, is completely open to trying new things and, ahem, adventure, so I imagine she’d take the lead in this OT3. Astoria would probably be the most responsive. Lol, this question is basically the making of the ship.
  • who complains the most?:
    Draco, obviously. Postwar, I headcanon the Malfoys as being poor and down on their luck (trial costs, compensation payments, generally finding it difficult to do business, not wanting to live in the manor again) so I imagine he’d find adjusting to life without a mansion and a house elf quite difficult. Astoria wouldn’t be patient enough to deal with Draco’s tantrums, but Luna might be able to work her calming influence on him.
  • who’s the laziest?:
    Astoria. She’s full of “what might have been”s and war horrors, and spends too much of her time dwelling on them.
  • who wakes up the earliest?:
    Astoria. She would be a classic insomniac, waking at 5am in a cold sweat and pacing the room, unable to get back to sleep, glancing resentfully over at Luna and/or Draco all tangled up in the sheets. 
  • who does the chores around the house?:
    Astoria, out of annoyance - Draco is clueless about housekeeping, having never needed to keep a house, and Luna’s got other things on her mind a lot. 
  • who is the most protective of the other?:
    Astoria is protective of Luna, misinterpreting a lot of Luna’s kookiness as mental weakness and wanting to almost babysit her, which is something they’d clash over (Astoria is a peacekeeper, and almost wants to wrap Luna in cotton wool, not fully realising that Luna’s far stronger than most). For similar reasons, Astoria would be protective of Draco too, but she’d want to wrap him in cotton wool to protect the world from him. Like in a sort of ‘wow, I love him to bits and I want him to be safe, but he’s actually a bit of a dick and I hate the thought of other people thinking that’ kinda way.
  • who gets jealous the easiest?:
    Draco. He doesn’t like it when he has to share. Which complicates the OT3. But I think he’d come round to the idea of Luna being a polyamorous pansexual eventually and not get too jealous of her other relationships. 
  • and a song or group of songs that describes the ship:
    I like the idea of this Keaton Henson song for this ship; it reminds me of a sort of heady, consuming love, with a hint of jealousy (having to share!!). This cover of Christmas in Prison is my #1 Draco/Luna song, so I’ll throw that in too. This Lianne La Havas cover of a Leonard Cohen song might work too. And what about FKA Twigs for the Draco/Astoria component, given that I’ve sketched out quite an anxious Astoria??

Thanks for asking this, Gina! It was really fun to think about. Mebbe I’ll end up writing it…y’all know how I feel about my Draco ships. 

July 19  ♥  2 notes


(so I ultimately got about 4 ships for this [!!!] and I will start with this one…thank you sarah!!)

  • who is more dominant in the bedroom?:
    Albus! He pretends he knows what he’s doing, but he doesn’t have a clue, and sometimes he pushes Flora out of her comfort zone (which is ultimately the undoing of their relationship - sorry to drag in the angst so soon)
  • who complains the most?:
    Flora. Albus is used to having to maintain a “good boy” image, so he internalises a lot of his complaints and concerns, which helps feed a lot of his hidden depression towards the end of the fic.
  • who’s the laziest?:
    I don’t think either of them are lazy, but Flora’s probably had to work harder during her life - Albus, I imagine, had a privileged upbringing, being Harry Potter’s son, and he doesn’t face half the drama Flora does in her life. So she probably has a slightly better work ethic as a result.
  • who wakes up the earliest?:
    Albus. Flora’s the type to wake up at eleven and shout ‘what year is it’ before falling out of her bed. 
  • who does the chores around the house?:
    When Albus isn’t in a funk, I think he’d help out a lot. Flora’s a bit of a martyr, so she would try and do a lot of it herself, but she doesn’t have great coordination and Albus would generally be better at chores.
  • who is the most protective of the other?:
    Albus is very over-protective of Flora. See below.
  • who gets jealous the easiest?:
    Definitely Albus. I think Flora has the measure of people and is usually willing to give the benefit of the doubt, so she would experience a lot more insecurity about herself than jealousy of others if Albus, say, took a liking to someone else. Whereas Albus is definitely jealous of Flora’s relationship with Scorpius and both boys act like pissbabies as a result. 
  • and a song or group of songs that describes the ship:
    I’ve always been about Flaws by Bastille being the song of this fic. I think the line ‘you have always worn your flaws upon your sleeve/ and I have always buried them deep beneath the ground’ sums these two prats up pretty well. Plus I’d just come across that song when I started writing the fic in January 2012, so it soundtracked a lot of the initial chapters. I also have a Blunderland mix here!

thank you Sarah!! :D

July 19  ♥  1 note


Send me a ship and I’ll tell you;

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  • who is more dominant in the bedroom?:
  • who complains the most?:
  • who’s the laziest?:
  • who wakes up the earliest?:
  • who does the chores around the house?:
  • who is the most protective of the other?:
  • who gets jealous the easiest?:
  • and a song or group of songs that describes the ship:


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